Oooo! The swine flu!!
Run away!!!
H1N1 will infect plenty of us this winter. It will kill some of us. Just like the regular flu does every year.
That's because it IS a regular flu, complete with - brace yourself, a terrifying revelation awaits - flu-like symptoms. It has some peculiar characteristics, like how it tends to targets young people instead of old. It's going to reach a pandemic stage. It will spread like crazy. You or someone you know WILL get it this fall or winter. Oh, did I forget to mention: It also causes little squiggly piggy tails to sprout from your forehead.
All right, so it's not exactly Ebola. Although the next wave of deaths, coupled with a certain shortage of H1N1 vaccine, will test that theory in the media. I hate to sound so callous, but I just can't get worked up about it and it annoys me heavily that reporters do. I guess it just doesn't rise to the level of news I'd drop everything to watch. It will be costly, in terms of lost productivity in the workplace, but otherwise... pfff.
Still, the kids will be washing their hands and covering their coughs with a passion this fall. I'm such a paranoid hypocrite.
(Is this post's title too obscure of a joke? Just curious.)
it's not obscure if you are a reader :)
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