The more people hear Mitt Romney speak, the less they like him. Results since the actual voting phase of the campaign began bear this out.
The more people discover about his past, the less they like him. And why not? There's so very much to dislike. The putrescent tax records, the silver spoon, the Seamus rooftop story, the inability to hold a political position longer than is convenient.
Not a winning combination when trying to secure your party's presidential nomination.
So it won't be Mitt who headlines the hideous 2012 bumper stickers. I've said this before, but I was only somewhat believing myself then. Now Me has convinced I of my rectitude, and would wager serious amounts of pretend money on his non-nomination (his nonimation?), assured of my future victory.
After all, anagram of Willard Romney: Mr. Winey Dollar. Coincidence? Pffff.
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